Dog Collars and Rabbit Corpses: Caption Competition

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Following the pictoral story of Rob the Gnome I wondered if anyone could arrive at a suitable caption for this picture?

At 2:04 am, 1 i z said...: In the pub that night:

Postman: You'll never guess what I saw on my round this morning.

Postman's Mate: What?

Postman: Only a little gnome, scrabbling around in a gully pot.

Postman's Mate: What was he doing?

Postman: Looking for his keys apparently.

Postman's Mate: Did you give him a hand?

Postman: Nah, I pissed on his head instead.

Postman's Mate: Fair enough.

Postman: Well it makes the day go quicker.
At 1:03 pm, sally said...: Liz, I hate you, my caption was going to be - until I read your superior one of course..'I wonder..if I aim right...left a bit..there...got him.....'